Friday, January 18, 2008

Poor guy

I happened to browse this very funny joke and it made my day. I hope this will make you day as well. Enjoy reading and hope it can make you laugh. Here it goes......

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

4 comments:

idealpinkrose said...

hi sis~ thanks a lot for your vote and because of you my blog won the best blog award..]

thanks again and have a nice weekend with your family!

Next Internet Millionaire said...

That's really hilarious. You just made my day too. =)

Do you wish to exchange links?

JK said...

Hi I think that is just too funny..

jennyr said...

bwahahahahah! kataw-anan mani oi! may ra sad sa iyah...hahaha!