Crazy Patients

Let's have a break for a little bit. I like reading some funny jokes like this and i would love to share this to you guys for you to have some break as well. Sometimes if i am bored i just browse some funny jokes and read them all to make me feel good and inspired to write things again. And now here's the funny jokes about the crazy patients in the mental hospital. Read it guys and have some laughs! Exercise your lungs once in a while....

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"